Leonardo? I love that portrait of Mona Lisa, but have you seen his Last Supper in Milan? It's falling apart already. And poor Isabella D'Este is still waiting for him to finish her portrait! No, I won't let you spend our hard-earned money on that amateur.

• Michelangelo—if you can tolerate his moodiness
  
  
• Girolamo—if you want to support local artists
  
  
• Hans Maler—if you like that German style